25 Funniest The Far Side Comics That Will Never Get Old

Summary

• The Far Side by Gary Larson has been making readers laugh since 1979 with hilarious and absurd comic strips loved worldwide.
• Larson’s genius lies in his ability to create darkly humorous scenarios, wordplay, and new phobias that leave readers both laughing and thinking.
• From nerds in the Old West to dogs lost at sea, The Far Side remains a timeless example of humor that is weird, witty, and wonderful.

Since 1979, cartoonist Gary Larson has been taking readers to The Far Side with his own unique sense of humor, so it’s hard to pick a list of the funniest Far Side comics. Published in nearly every newspaper for over 40 years, readers all over the globe have fond memories of the comic strip, and certain installments have forever lodged in their brains.

From his invention of new words to his hilarious lampooning of day-to-day events, Larson’s magnum opus has never failed to make readers laugh or scratch their heads in confusion. Though all his strips are funny in their own way, the following 25 strips stand out as some of The Far Side’s most humorous.

25 Gary Larson’s Far Side Puts A Twist On A Timeless Question

In this hilarious Far Side installment, two men and a horse sit at a bar. Evidently, the man in the white shirt brought the horse to the bar, as the man in blue drunkenly challenges him: “Sure – but can you make him drink?”

Playing off the phrase, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink,” this is a classic example of Gary Larson’s ability to depict something familiar to readers in a bewildering new context. Most amusingly, the horse has a dream in front of him – but readers will never know if he did, indeed, take a sip.

24 Fair Is Fair On The Far Side

Many of the best Far Side installments had something to do with dogs, and whenever they were introduced into familiar scenarios, it was always funny. Featuring a company of people lost at sea, the panel casts a dog as a character ready to chow down on one of his fellow sailors to stay alive.

Mixing Larson’s signature brand of dark humor with his love of all things canine, the strip only gets funnier the longer that the reader looks at it.

23 “The Picture Is Pretty Bleak, Gentlemen…”

Far Side dinosaur comics are among the most popular, and one strip featuring dinosaurs getting some bad news has certainly stood the test of time. A stegosaurus leads a conference and delivers dire information about the state of their world regarding climate and the rising threat of mammals.

The idea of dinosaurs being aware of their impending doom by natural events is indeed funny. Sure it serves as a dark reminder of the repeated warnings humanity has heard over and over again from scientists and professionals. But it also works as a dark form of gallows’ humor.

Not all of Larson’s works were immediately met with cheers, and some even had viewers so confused that they were outraged. Essentially the first comic character to ever become a meme, the perplexing image of a cow standing over an array of useless implements riled up the Far Side faithful, to the point that Larson thought this Far Side comic would end his career.

Though there is nothing inherently funny about the strip on the surface, the sheer absurdity of the image and caption eventually began to elicit laughter.

21 Stay Away From The Fish Section At “Bob’s Pets”

Gary Larson’s fascination with animal behavior and morbid humor often led to one-off jokes whose images spoke volumes. This strip shows a pets store that happens to be selling a piranha in a fish bowl, while looking at it from the side is a cat with peg leg (or peg paws as it were).

It’s hilariously awful, but one that exhibits everything that The Far Side was known for and still tickles the funny bone of any reader who sees it to this day.

20 Gary Larson Depicts Marriage As A Living Hell

Of Gary Larson’s many Far Side panels set in the depths of hell, this is among the most amusing. With flames roaring all around the outside of the house, a devilish wife stands with hands on her hips, berating a beleaguered husband about the mess he’s made of their living room.

“Well, this is one little Satanic ritual that is coming to an end,” she shouts, as her husband looks at her grimly. Clutching a beer in one hand, the other buried in a chip bag, this comic humorously engages with the idea that marriage can be hell.

19 Gary Larson Invented The Term “Thagomizer” With This Comic

While most people don’t take comic strips too seriously, one Larson classic actually had a real impact on the science of paleontology. Cavemen were some of Larson’s favorite muses, and he uses the age-old formula to poke fun at modern people.

Poor old Thag met his end by a dinosaur’s tail, and the comic strip was so funny that the nonsense word “Thagomizer” has actually been adopted into the paleontological lexicon.

18 Education Far Side-Style At The “Midvale School For The Gifted”

While TV shows, movies, and even video games have been set in schools, whenever Larson touched on the subject, readers knew it was going to be hilarious. So simple and yet so hilarious, the image of a boy attempting to push open a pull door will never not be sidesplitting.

Below the simple surface gag, the strip is also making clever commentary about how book smart people sometimes lack common sense. Many of the best Far Side comics grew to have lives of their own, but some have become hilarious staples of popular culture.

17 You’re Sick, Jessy!…Sick, Sick, Sick!”

Aside from dogs, Larson’s main muse when crafting a Far Side comic was the trusty bovine. Larson was never afraid to put his cow subjects in absurd situations, and seeing a cow getting chewed out for grilling something is so much funnier than if it was a human.

The comic shows off more of Larson’s dark sense of humor, as the reader can only assume that the cow is grilling meat from his own kind.

16 The Far Side’s “Didn’t Wash Hands” Alarm Is Its Most Astounding Invention

The Far Side finds a lot of humor in the social contracts humans abide by and this strip certainly gets mileage out of one of the most important. Just as a man is returning from the washroom, an alarm rings out in big, bold letters “DIDN’T WASH HANDS“, as everyone in the restaurant looks over at the unfortunate soul.

Humans can’t ever know if someone’s ever washed their hands after using the restroom, and there’s obviously no authority to ensure they do. But Larson presents hilarious look at a world where hand-washing isn’t just required, it’s punished if one steps outside the contract the rest of humanity has agreed to.

15 In The Far Side, Nerds Have Been Around Throughout History

The Old West was one of Gary Larson’s favorite stock-settings; he often offered an idiosyncratic twist on tropes associated with this period in American history, or otherwise a unique take on life in that era in general.

This panel is an example of the latter. Captioned “nerds of the Old West,” a cowboy is depicted embarrassingly trailing toilet paper, stuck to his foot, from the outhouse. The humor here comes from the mix of anachronistic and period-accurate details to achieve a state that could only be accessed in The Far Side.

14 Poor Plane Design Put The “Wings Fall Off Switch” In An Accessible Spot

Though Gary Larson was often extremely clever with his witty jokes when crafting a Far Side comic, his best work sometimes came when he got a little silly. While there are plenty of that movies should never be watched on an airplane as they take advantage of people’s fear of flying, rarely is anything humorous ever made of the common phobia.

The mundane nature of a man fumbling with an extremely dangerous switch is so nerve-wracking that it is hilarious, and the simplicity of the “wings fall off” switch is so simple that it’s genius.

13 Gary Larson Knows Nerd Pranks Are More Dangerous Than Readers Might Think

One of the most brilliant things about The Far Side was the amusing way it blends radically different worlds with side-splitting results. Larson demonstrates what would ordinarily be a funny workplace gag, only while one of the scientists is working a warhead.

One can easily guess where this scenario is heading, and it’s that kind of irreverent human that helped The Far Side develop its iconic image. One would imagine real scientists aren’t nearly as careless, but seeing one that is just plain funny.

12 “Anatidaephobia,” Or, Fear A Duck Is Watching

On top of his knack for inventing paleontological terms, Larson penned a few new phobias into existence as well, and they were always hilarious. When Larson was on his A-game, his panels would reveal themselves slowly to the reader.

His duck phobia comic certainly fits that bill, as the viewer’s eye is forced to wander the entire image before getting the whole story. The fact that the animal chosen is a duck is no coincidence, and there is something hilarious about being afraid of such an innocuous animal.

11 A Mix Up Sends This Man To ‘Hog’ Heaven

Gary Larson loved wordplay and puns in The Far Side. One strip takes the common phrase ‘hog heaven’ and takes it to its natural conclusion. Rather than joining the rest of humanity in heaven, a man named Ernie is sent to an afterlife meant for pigs.

The wordplay is simple, but highly effective. Usually ‘hog heaven’ implies someone is exactly where they want to be. But in poor Ernie’s case, he’s going to be spending the rest of eternity sitting on a cloud with a bunch of pigs. It’s sad for Ernie, but it’s hilarious for everyone else.

10 The Far Side Depicts How God Cooked Up Jerks

The Far Side always found interesting, if not simple, ways to comment on the human condition. Here, this strip envisions God as a chef working up on his finest creation, Earth. His decision to ‘make things interesting’ by adding jerks is both hilarious and poignant.

Jerks are just a part of life and there’s no real rhyme or reason to why some people are just jerks. But this strip posits the idea that it’s all just part of his plan, both a thought-provoking and chuckle-worthy think piece.

9 “Henry Never Knew What Hit Him”

While most movies depict aliens as scary, Far Side always took a less hard-edged approach to visitors from outer space. Taking a clichéd phrase and spinning it for new meaning, Larson’s classic depiction of drive-by alien assault is almost understated in its genius.

From the bewildered look on poor Henry’s face to the comical “boink” sound effect, the comic is equally charming and uproariously funny.

8 Gary Larson Has Fun With The Perils Of Pluralization

“Dang,” a bespectacled octopus says, standing at a podium in front of an audience of his peers. “It’s hard to start a speech with this crowd.” That’s because he’s having difficulty with whether to greet the crowd as “octopi” or “octopuses.”

As he often did, here Gary Larson takes something familiar, even banal, and finds the funniest possible context in which to deliver it. The joke might be familiar, but only the quixotic mind of Gary Larson could make it a self-referential parody of itself by having an octopus be the speaker.

7 Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don’t

Gary Larson could even make the concept of hell a funny scenario in The Far Side. In this strip’s case, a man finds himself condemned to Hades and forced to choose between two doors: One marked “Damned if you do” and the other marked “Damned if you don’t“.

Obviously, Larson is getting humor out of the usual saying, but what makes the strip hilarious is the devil’s annoyance at a man who can’t grasp the most literal interpretation of the saying. It’s a fantastic setup that really finds the humor in eternal damnation.

6 “Luposlipaphobia,” Or, The Fear Of Being Pursued By Timberwolves

One of the keys to Larson’s comedic genius was that he used hyper-specific language which was so particular that readers couldn’t help but laugh. Pulling from his phobia series, this funny Far Side strip uses the much-real fear of being chased by wolves, but contextualizing it to involve a kitchen table and socks on a freshly waxed floor turns something scary into something wacky.

Though Larson was far from a picture-perfect illustrator, the panel conveys motion in such a silly way that the slapstick nature of the moment shines through perfectly.