If you want to join Kash Patel’s FBI and worry that past bestiality moments will keep you from landing your dream job, don’t worry; the agency still has a place for you.
Highly unqualified FBI Director Kash Patel’s absurd run as the man in charge continues to produce some strange moments.
Republicans who remain loyal to Trump have defended Patel through thick and thin, even ignoring his abuse of the FBI jet, using agents as bodyguards for his girlfriend, using his status to live out his dreams, and other stupidity. But one thing some Republicans can’t ignore is Patel’s policy change regarding bestiality.
We wish we were making this up.
Now if you’re wondering what bestiality is, it is defined by Merriam-Webster as “sexual relations between a human being and an animal.”
With that out of the way, here’s why that act was brought up during Patel’s latest congressional hearing.
Republican Senator. John Kennedy was perplexed about why Patel would remove the policy.
Per TMZ:
Patel explained the previous system automatically removed any FBI candidates who’d been involved in bestiality or prostitution “on either side of it.”
That “either side” remark clearly threw Kennedy for a loop, because he fired back … “So you disqualified the animal?”
Director Patel oddly responded, “We have great K-9s, but we’re not gonna disqualify.”
Lots of perplexed looks as Kennedy said, “I’m trying to understand why you did this.”
The exchanges on the topic got more heated, but what Patel was trying to make clear is the FBI no longer automatically disqualifies candidates if they’re victims of prostitution, trafficking or bestiality.
It’s confusing how someone could be a “victim” of bestiality, but according to Patel, someone could be forced into it.
The Memes Were Glorious
The reactions to this moment on social media have been priceless, especially the memes.
LOL.
You can see more reactions to this nonsense below.
